Never a mistake. Always a lesson

geeses: if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:29:41 -0400

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

dongstrider: im—really—weird: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:29:22 -0400

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

beyoncebeytwice: im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:28:19 -0400

beyoncebeytwice:

im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:22:30 -0400

itsdeepforhappypeople: theacidfuckingnation: #FYI these...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:17:26 -0400

itsdeepforhappypeople:

theacidfuckingnation:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

omg i am going to wet myself

I like the cat that drags the food bowl over.